A man is at a pub with his mates until it's starts getting late in the day.

When he notices the time he lets everyone know that he has to head home because it's getting late. They all urge him to stay. "Come on, mate. It's not even that late." He then says, "no. I have to leave. If I don't come home before nine my wife will hit me."
His buddies start laughing and ask him, "what kind of man are you? Do you really let your wife hit you?"
He then says, "of course I don't let her hit me; I always come home on time."

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