A man was in desperate need of 50 dollars. He visited his Jewish neighbor to see if he could spare the funds. He abashedly knocked on the door and, when the neighbor answered, he pleaded with him for the 50 dollars. The Jewish man took a step back and shrieked "40 dollars?!? Why on earth do you need 30 dollars?!?"
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