Sure enough, a genie appears and says, "The rumors aren't true. You don't get three wishes. You only get one. However, if you'd like, you may choose to ask me three questions instead of making a wish."
The man thinks about the options for a moment and then says, "Wait. That's stupid. Why would anyone ask three questions? Couldn't I just wish for all the knowledge of the world? Is that against the rules or something?"
"No, it's not against the rules," replied the genie, "You could have made that wish 10 seconds ago, but you already used your three questions."
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