A man hires a very economical prostitute

My wife told me this yesterday. She is Colombian so she translated it from Spanish and I took out the racist parts.

A man hires a prostitute and she tells him that all the prostitutes on that street have a great rate. Very economical. "It is $1 every time you push in and $1 every time you pull out", she tells him. The man thinks about it and agrees that it is a great price, gives her a dollar to start and they take their clothes off and he quickly puts his dick inside her and waits. And waits. And waits. 10 minutes pass and the prostitute gets impatient and tell the man on top of her, "Are you going to go on or what?" The man looks a little embarrassed and tells the prostitute that he is stuck inside her. She starts freaking out and tells him to do something. The man tell her that this has happened a few times to him before and asks her to call the hospital. The prostitute grabs her cell phone and calls 911 and gives the man the phone. After a few minutes of whispering to the operator, the man hangs up. "Well?! What did they say?" the prostitute screams.

"The hospital told me that you need to lend me a dollar"

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