He sees a very very short man playing the piano. He walks to the bar and orders a drink. After listening for a while he asks the bartender "where did you get this piano player?" The bartender says "from a genie." The man laughs and has a few more drinks. He jokingly asks the bartender "so where'd you find a genie?" The bartender says "in the alley out back, his lamp is still out there." The man, pretty drunk now decides he's going to check this out for himself. Sure enough there is a lamp in the alley, the man rubs it and out pops a genie! The genie tells him he will grant him one wish. The man excitedly blurts out. "I want a million bucks!" The genie says "done!" And disappears back into the bottle. About that time a million ducks start waddling up the street. The man is furious, he stomps back into the bar and says the the bartender "that genie sucks! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks!" The bar tender looks at the man and says "did you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
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