he then goes up to the barkeep and says: "sir, I'd like to order 4 shots of vodka and a round for everybody!"
So the barkeep fulfills his orders and serves the happy man his drink; curious he asks: "hey man, why are you so happy today?"
"Today's the day that I got into an orgy for the 1st time ever" the man says.
The barkeep pours the man another shot and says: "congrats man, here's another on the house!"
The man then says: "thanks, but I don't know if that's enough to wash the taste of dick out of my mouth."
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