A man had a son, but he was born as only a head.

A man had a son, but he was born as only a head. The man lovedhis son very much and took care of him, even though he was only a head.When the son turned 21, the man took him to a bar.One whiskey for my boy, barkeep! said the man.You don't want to do that, said the bartender.He's a man, just turned 21! Get him a whiskey!I'm serious, the bartender insisted. It's a bad idea.Just do it! ordered the man.So the bartender got the head a whiskey, and when he drank it, hesprouted a body! The head and his dad were excited, but the bartenderwasn't pleased.Wow, another one of those for my boy! yelled the man.It's a really bad idea, the bartender stated.Just give him a stupid whiskey! Geez, I'm payin', ain't I? said theman, a little frustrated now.So the bartender gave the son a whiskey, and he grew an arm! The father madethe bartender give more whiskey to the head, and he grew another arm, a leg,another leg, and finally the head was a whole person.The son was so excited that he ran into the street, screaming andshouting happily, and was hit by a car and died.I told you, the bartender said. You should've quit while he was a head.