An adventurer was exploring the wild nature when he stumbles upon a closed of ancient tribe.
They take the man prisoner and soon after they put him in to a large bucket. They fill it with water and then they light the fire beneath him.
Then the head of the tribe steps forward and starts to talk the adventurer.
HELLO, MY NAME IS BRODJA AND WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU.
the adventerer is looking at him while he speaks
WE WILL MAKE WITH YOUR FLESH A NICE SOUP AND WITH YOUR SKIN WE WILL MAKE A CANOE.
BUT WE ARE NOT ALL BAD AND WE WILL GIVE YOU A FINAL WISH BEFORE THIS. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?
the adventurer is is looking around and then asks for a fork..
The tribe laughs and people say why would you need a fork haha, what an idiot haha
The head of the tribe gives him a fork and as soon as he has it he begins stabbing himself everywhere! The tribe doesn't get it and it suddenly get's extremely still.
Then the adventures says with a laughing tone:
THAT CANOE IS GONNA BE WORTHLESS
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