A man goes to the nearby city in his Rolls-Royce for some business he had to attend. When he arrives, he goes to the bank, parks his car an walks into the bank.
He says to the teller, "I immediately need a loan of $5000." The teller replies,"I'm sorry sir, but we cannot give you the money like that, you will need to provide something for us to keep so we ensure that we can give you the money and that we get it back."
The man then points to his Rolls-Royce outside and says "No problem, take that." The bank manager comes out, and is surprised, but he puts the car in the bank garage, and the man leaves with his $5000.
Two weeks later the man comes back after completing his business. He asks how much is the interest, and it comes out to $15.62. He pulls out his wallet and pays back the $5000 and the interest.
The bank manager comes out to give him his car, and asks the man, "After you left, we looked at your profile and credit, and we saw that you are a millionaire! Why would you need to take a loan of $5000?"
The man replies, "Where else would I be able to park my car for two weeks for only $15.62?"
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