While he's there, he notices that his Rolex has stopped. He thinks to himself, "Well, at least I'm in Switzerland where the watchmakers all are!". As he walks the street though, he sees that all the watchmakers are closed since it's Sunday; Except for one single shop with timepieces in the window.
As the businessman enters he sees the owner, a pious old man poring over a big tome. Obviously his shop is open because he is a religious Jew. The man sets his watch on the counter and says "you have to fix this watch of mine today! I've got a flight to catch tonight!"
The old man shakes his head saying "I'm afraid I can't help you as I actually am a Mohel (circumciser) not a watchmaker."
Puzzled, the businessman asks, "why the clocks in the window?"
The Mohel looks at him, "if you did my work, what would YOU put in the window?!"
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