He sits down across the crystal ball from the fortune teller, and she begins to tell his fortune. Moments pass, and then the fortune teller begins laughing, first a small giggle, and then gradually building until the man can see tears running down her face.
Miffed, he stands up and slaps her. This sobers her up, so after a moment of massaging her face, she turns to him and says "What did you do that for?!"
And the man says "Well, my mother always told me to strike a happy medium."
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