A man goes to his rabbi and says, "Help, I think my wife is trying to poison me!"
The rabbi says, "That can't be true! Here, let me go talk to her!"
A time later, the rabbi returns and says
"I spoke to your wife for 3 hours, and
If i were you, I'd take the poison."
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