... and says "I wanna try fucking you between the tits, just this one time".
The girl asks, "But how are you going to make that enjoyable for *me*?"
The man thinks for a moment, and then answers her,
"Okay: just before I cum, I'll stop punching you in the face".
(credit to Doug Stanhope)
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