He enters the confession, sits down and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned". Then starts saying all the sins he has done. The priest listens and at the and he asks the man: "Do you feel bad about all of this?". "Yes", the man replies. Then the priest says: "Good. Do you renounce Satan?"
The man says: "I would, it's just that I already have two children with her!"
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