A war has just ended and a man decides to have a confession.
He asks father, "forgive me for i hid another man in my attic from the war."
Father replies,"what is wrong with that? That is no sin!"
The man replies, "but i also made him pay me to hide him."
Again the father replies, "that is still no sin, for you offered a service for it. He must really be thankful that you did this for him. Now that the war is over what does he do?
The man answered, "well thats the thing father.. i still havent told him the war is over yet!"
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