- "father I have sinned."
- "so tell me... what have you done?"
- "I've cussed..."
- "oh well, that's not so bad then."
-"... And I've raped a 12 year old."
- "oh lord that is appalling... I'm afraid I cannot absolve you for a sin of this kind. You must confront someone with more power than I. Go and see a cardinal."
So the man heads to the Vatican city to meet a cardinal. He confesses his sin to him.
- " I cussed and raped a 12 year old."
- "that is such a monstrous sin that only the pope himself can absolve you of.."
So the man meets with the pope.
- "so dear son,what have you done which is so awful?"
- "well, I cussed and raped a 12 year old."
- "ah, those little bastards. They never stay still."
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