A man is down on his luck. His wife left him after he lost his job and he has nothing but the clothes on his back and 2 dollars. He decides to head to a brothel, in hope for any type of comfort. He walks up to the counter and asks the women for one of her finest ladies. "Excellent" She replied "We have many girls here that will prove satisfactory. For one hour it will be 200 dollars". The man explains to her that he in fact only has two dollars. "Alright" She replies "Go to the top of the building and in the room at the very end of the room, there is a dead whore. Give me the two dollars and I'll let you have your way". The man thanks the woman and goes upstairs to do his thing. A half an hour passes and he walks out, smiling and filled with more confidence then he came in with. The woman at the desk asks "How was it? We're there any problems?". He replies "Not really any difficulties, however her nose kept running. "Oh don't worry about that" she said "That just means she's full".
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