and asks the tattooist to tattoo $100 on his penis. The tattooist says sure and starts the tattoo. When he is just about finished he says to the man "I'm curious why did you want $100 tattooed on your knob?"
The man replies the he has three reasons
1. I like to keep a hold of my money
2. I like to watch my money grow
3. I want to see how fast my missus can blow this $100
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