... he sits down and says, "Hi doc. Look, this is my first time seeing a psychiatrist and I'm a little embarrassed."
Psychiatrist: "It's perfectly okay. You can tell me anything in confidence. What is it that's troubling you?"
Man: "Well, I'm 35 years old, I'm in good physical shape, and I consider myself to have a strong sex drive. But recently I find that I cannot please my wife sexually anymore. I just can't perform in bed like I used to. So I figured, it must all be in my head.... so I came to you. Can you help me doctor?"
Psychiatrist: "Hmm I see. Well, I think I can help you out. And the first thing you need to do is to stop masturbating."
Man: "Why?"
Psychiatrist: "Because it's distracting me."
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