The priest says "What troubles your mind my child?"
The man says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
The priest replies "No worries child, the Lord forgives all as long as you confess and repent."
The man confesses "Last week I stole money from my friend."
The priest replies "Why would you do such a thing to your friend?"
The man quickly answers "Who gives a fuck."
The man then says "Also, couple of days ago I sexually assaulted a woman on the street."
The priest replies "Why would you do such a vile thing?"
The man quickly replies "Who gives a fuck."
The man continues to say "And yesterday I got really angry at my wife and almost beat her to death."
The priest replies "Why in the world would you do such a thing?"
The man quickly replies "Who gives a fuck."
After a moment of silence the priest says "Climb to the top of a tall building and jump down."
The surprised man says "But Father I might die."
The priest quickly replies "Who gives a fuck."
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