A man goes to a GP and the receptionist says "Hello sir, what is your problem?" The man replies with "There is something wrong with my dick." The receptionist, being a prude, says "You can't say that here. Go outside, come back, say there is an issue with your ear." The man does what he is told and the receptionist then says "What's wrong with your ear." The man responds with "It hurts when I take a piss."
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