...as he's coming down, he pulls the cord to deploy his parachute. Nothing happens. Panicking a little he pulls the cord for his backup. Nothing happens again. Properly panicking now as he plummets towards the ground he suddenly spots a tiny dot coming up towards him at a fearsome rate.
As it gets closer he realises it's a man ascending towards the heavens right at him. As they pass each other the desperate parachutist shouts
"DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?!"
With an equally panicked expression on his face, the man going up screams back
"NOT A THING. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAS COOKERS?!"
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