The man asks for a sugar cone with a scoop of chocolate.
The counter man says "I'm sorry sir, but we are out of chocolate."
"Oh, I see" says the man. "Well, in that case, I'll just have a a cup of ice cream, no cone."
"No problem" the counter guy replies "What flavor?"
"Well, it's a tough decision, but I'd like chocolate"
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I wasn't clear. It wasn't that we were out of cones, we are out of chocolate. Maybe you'd like to try chocolate chip?"
The man tries six or seven samples and announces he has reached a decision. "I don't want a cup or a cone, I want a banana split."
"That's great" says the relieved ice cream scooper
"But instead of pineapple sauce, strawberry and chocolate sauce, I want hot fudge"
"As you wish"
"Also, instead of the usual vanilla, I'd like you to make it with three scoops of chocolate ice cream."
The employee is visibly perturbed. "Sir, do you see the van in vanilla"
"Of course"
"And naturally you see the straw in strawberry"
"Who wouldn't"
"Then of course you see the fuck in chocolate"
"What? That's not right at all! There's no fuck in chocolate!"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you"
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