A man goes into a restaurant.

**Saul:** A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup."

Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?"

He says; "Taste the soup."

He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?"

He says; "Will you taste the soup?",

"What's wrong is the soup to cold?"

"Will you just taste the soup?"

"All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?"

"Ah-ha!"

Saul: "Ah-ha!"

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