He says "give me a drink before the trouble starts"
Bartender gives him a drink, he drinks it and says "give me another drink before the trouble starts"
He downs that one and says "give me another drink before the trouble starts"
Another one down and again "give me another drink before the trouble starts"
Bartender asks "when's this trouble going to start?"
The man says "as soon as you realize I don't have any money"
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