> A veteran golfer is playing on a new course with some very difficult holes. He arrives at a 700 yard par 5 only to find another golfer sitting at the tee pad openly weeping. Before he can ask the crying man what's wrong, the man says "My ball... it went in."
>The veteran golfer is awestruck. "You got a hole in one! That's amazing. Tell me how it happened!"
>The man on the ground replies. "I hooked my drive in to the lake and got mad. So I tried to kick the tee, but instead I slipped and fell on it. My ball... it went in..."
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