A man gets sentenced to prison..

And once he arrived he was escorted to his cell. As he walks in, his cell mate who was a big buff black guy gets up, walks over to him and says "Were gonna play house, do you wanna be the mommy, or the daddy?".
The guy thinks for a second and replys with "well I guess if I have to, I think I'll go with being the daddy"
The big black cell mate looks at him and says "Alright then, get over here and suck mommys dick"

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