Officer: Sir you need to take those penguins to the zoo.
Man: Yes sir. I'll surely do that.
The next day the cop sees the man speeding down the same stretch of road and pulls him over. The penguins are still there, but this time they have sunglasses on.
Officer: Sir, I thought I told you yesterday to take those penguins to the zoo.
Man: Yes sir, we all went. But today we're going to the beach.
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