after years of headaches and back pain, and he's feeling pretty bad about it. As he's driving home after the operation, he sees a Men's Warehouse offering a discount on suits. So, he decides after his operation he needs a suit for emotional support.
As he walks in the store, the salesman takes one look at him and says, "Size M, Slim cut, I think," and walks back to fetch the suit. To his surprise, the man finds it fits perfectly!
"Is that all," the salesman asks, "Or would you like to try on some pants, too? I think you'd be a size S for your pants." and he immediately goes and fetches the pants. Once again, the man is astounded to find that they fit!
"Is there anything you can't fit!? This is amazing!" He remarks to the salesperson.
"Well, underwear is the hardest, you see, because you don't know what size exactly. However I'm always right for that too." The salesperson responds.
"Well, I'm feeling generous today," The man says, "Try and guess!"
"I think you'd be a size 17, sir." The salesperson responds.
The man is astounded. "You're so close! I've been a 16 ever since I was a teenager!"
The salesperson looks a bit abashed, and responds, "You must be joking! A size 16 would press your testicles into your spine and give you back pain and horrible headaches!"
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