his wife has been in a horrible car accident.
he rushes to the hospital, and the doctor, who is affectedly canadian, as the man can tell by his accent, says to him, "i'm sorry, guy, it's been a terrible accident. she is comatose and can't do anything for herself. if she ever does come out of it, she'll be a vegetable; you'll have to feed her, dress her, change her diapers and/or catheter bags regularly for the rest of her life."
crying, the man says "oh doctor, that's awful!"
the doctor says "i'm just fucking with you, buddy, she's dead."
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