The doctor says "Sir, i have bad news and good news. The bad news, your mother is brain dead. You will have to feed her, and change her diaper every day for the rest of her life..." The man starts to cry and the doctor says "Now, now.. the good news is I'm just fucking with you. She's dead."
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