The cop ask the man:
-Do you know how fast you were driving? What's the hurry?
-I need to get to my job, I'm really needed there.
-What are you, a surgeon?
-No I'm an asshole stretcher, you see?
-What on earth is an asshole stretcher, ask the cop.
-Well, they give me a regular size asshole, then I stretch it again and again, until it reaches a size of around 6 feet.
-What? And why do they need a 6' asshole for?
-They give them a speed radar, and post them on bridges.
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