He sat on his couch pondering over the dirt and began to rub the lamp clean. To his amazement, I smoked out of one end and floated there, saying: "you have 3 wishes."
"Cool! A genie!" the man thought, correctly.
He made his three wishes and I told him I'd grant them over the course of several hours. He began to wait for them to become reality. To work I went. The door bell rang. He opened the door and found a large pile of money.
A couple hours later the door bell rang once again. He opened the door and found a group of beautiful women with deep desires for him.
A couple hours later the door bell rang for the final time. He opened the door. Three men in white hoods grabbed him, wrapped his neck with rope and suspended him from the oak tree out front, strangling him to death.
You see, I get why he wanted a lot of money and I get why he wanted a lot of women. But I still don't understand why he wanted to be hung like a nigger.
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