He rushes to the grocery store after work, barely making it in time, and buys chocolate and a card. Unfortunately, as he walks out he drops all the stuff in a puddle and he can't go back into the store because it is now closed, so it just picks it up and makes his way home. When he gets home:
Man: "Happy birthday honey!!!!"
Wife: "No. I know you forgot. If you want to be forgiven, I expect something in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 2 seconds flat."
Man:"Ok fine."
Morning comes and the wife goes stop check the driveway. She sees a scale.
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