One day a man finds a magic lantern and rubs it. To his surprise a genie comes out and offers him three wishes but with a catch, every lawyer in the world gets double of what he wishes for.
He says "I wish for a million dollars."
The genie replies, "Your wish is granted and now every lawyer has two million dollars."
The man wishes again, "Now I wish for a Lamborghini."
The genie replies, "Your wish is granted and now every lawyer has two Lamborghinis."
The man then thinks for a bit and says "You know what? I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
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