...and tells the artist he wants a $100 bill tattooed on his penis.
"That's going to be awfully painful. Why would you want something like that?" asks the artist.
The man says "well, my reasons are three-fold. One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, I like to keep my money close at hand. And three, the next time the wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave the house!"
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