The bartender says, "What happened to you today that's so bad that you need six shots of whiskey?" The man replies, "Today I learned that my older brother is gay."
The next day, the same man comes in and says, "Bartender, give me six shots of whiskey; I just heard that my younger brother is gay, too."
The next day, the same man goes to the bar and asks for six shots of whiskey again. The bartender, noticing the trend, asks, "Dang, is there anyone left in your family that likes women?"
The man replies, "Yeah: my wife!"
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