A man entered into a bar

He asked for cornflakes: "Hello, I would like some cornflakes."

"We don't have cornflakes."

"But I want cornflakes."

"Sir, we don't have cornflakes."

"I thought this was a breakfast café?"

"Yes it is, sir, but we don't have any cornflakes left."

"How come is that?"

"Somebody has bought the last cornflakes this afternoon."

"Who?"

"This girl over there."

So Tony went to the girl's house and asked for cornflakes. "Hello, I would like some cornflakes."

The girl said: "I don't have cornflakes."

"But you have cornflakes"

"No I don't."

"Somebody told me you had cornflakes."

"Who?"

"That waitress over there."

So Tony went to the bar and asked for cornflakes. "Hello, I would like some cornflakes."

The waitress thought Tony was crazy, so she sent him to the asylum: "The last cornflakes are at the asylum."

"Thank you madam." Tony went to the asylum and asked for cornflakes: "Hello, I would like some cornflakes."

"I'm sorry, we don't have any Kellogg's brand products here."

"How come is that?"

"Because we are all crazy here!"