He had some beers on him already so he couldn't remember the color of his wife's nipples. He even started getting the idea she even had one black and one brown.
He rushed home and conveniently found his wife in bed naked, pulled the sheet off and saw her two black nipples and said in relief "oh thank heavens they're black, both of them".
Two black guys roll from under the bed and say "well if you're cool with it then we'll finish"
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