He is led to three rooms, where he is told by the devil to pick one for his eternal punishment. The first room contains a man sitting in a flame, seemingly being eternally scorched by the fire. The second room contained a man being viciously beaten and stabbed. The last room contains an ugly, fat man viciously raping a beautiful woman tied to a bed.
The man immediately says, "I choose this punishment."
The devil goes into the room and taps the woman on the shoulder, saying, "You can leave now. I've found a replacement."
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