A demon is there to meet him.
"Hello, and welcome to hell." He says. "You weren't too bad, so you get to choose your eternal punishment."
The demon then shows the man to three doors. Behind the first door is a bunch of people, all standing on their heads on a floor made of concrete. Behind the second door is a bunch of people, again on their heads, but the floor is made of sandpaper. Behind the third door is another group of people, waist deep in manure, walking around chatting with each other.
The man decides that he would get used to the smell so he enters the third door. He starts chatting with the people and trying to plug his nose. About a minute later Satan walks in, cracks his whip, and says "Okay, break's over! Everybody back on their heads!"
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