The devil greets him " Welcome, choose your torment for the next 1000 years, Muhahahahaha!"
"What are my choices?" The man asks timorously.
" Go to each of the three brimstone caves and choose which you would endure!" Replies the devil.
In the first cave the man sees people being whipped while being forced to dig an endless pit, in the second, he sees people being strung up by chains and tortured, in the third one he sees bill clinton lying on the floor and a lady giving him a blowjob.
He returns to the master of darkness and says "I'll take the 3rd one."
The devil says " Alright, monica, this guy's taking over for you now "
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