and after trudging on for days he was nearly finished, but stumbled upon a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp a genie popped out and said, "Master you have three wishes, but I'm a special genie. For everything you wish for your mother in law will get double."
The man thought a moment but replied that would be fine as he had a great relationship with his mother in law. First he wished to be at home, with a giant mansion and a fleet of sports cars. The genie granted his wish, reminding the man that his mother in law now had a mansion twice as big, and double the number of sportscars. The man just smiled, reminding the genie that he loved his mother in law, and this didn't bother him in the slightest.
Next the man wished for 100 billion dollars, and the genie clapped his hands and stated there was now 100 billion dollars in the vault, but again reminded the man that now his mother in law now had 200 billion dollars in her doubly large vault. Laughing the man just waved the reminder away, stating he was not worried his mother in law was getting double.
Then the man made his last wish, "Genie, for my last wish - I want you to beat me half to death."
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