and finds everyone fleeing from it, he grabs one villager and asks him why he's running away. Villager starts screaming at him to let him go that the black knight is coming. The man continues walking but already he's shivering as woman passes him screaming about the black knight.. Suddenly a large figure in black armor is in front of him and he starts shaking and weeping... The dark figure speaks and orders him to give him a blowjob, man falls down on his knees and starts the deed, as he is doing it the dark figure starts yelling "Faster!!! the dark knight is coming!"
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