A man comes into his favourite bar and orders 3 Beers....

...he sits down at his table where he is always sitting. A new bartender comes to him and asks what he wants to drink. The man orders 3 beers at once alone, drinks each of them and leaves the bar...

Two weeks later he comes back to the bar, same procedure, ordering 3 beers at once and drinks em. When the man wants to pay his drinks, the new bartender asks: "Sir, why do you order 3 beers at the same time? You could get fresh ones all the time, we are not running out of beer!"
The man finishes his beer and replies:"Sure son, you are right, but when I was your young age, I used to come here with my two brothers and we used to drink together. But one of them left to china and the other one to Europe - So I think it is nice to keep this habbit in thought of my brothers alive."

Another two weeks later he comes to the bar. The bartender already recognizes a really shatterd, depressed and lonely look onhis face. He looks, like something really bad happend to him. The bartender fears the worst and goes over to man to take his order. But this time, he orders only two beers! He looks at him but doesn't mention anything. He does not dare. He serves the beer but doesnt really know if it is inapropriate to say something.
After the man finished his first beer, the bartender encourages himself and walks up to the man and asks:" sorry, I don't want to be rude, but what happend, did any of your brothers die?
The man looks at him and replies: "Naaaaa, I just quit drinking!"

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