The wife freaks out but calms down enough to ask what happened. The man says “well i was in the mall today on the escalator and there was this cute girl in front of me and she had her skirt tucked into her but. I pulled it out for her and she turned around and punched me in the eye.” The wife says “yeah i approve of that but how did you get the second one?” The man says “well i figured she liked it that way and pushed it back in. “
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