The dad is furious, demands to know why he stole his whiskey. The son says "I'm just celebrating my first blowjob, dad." The dad thinks back to being a teenager and offers him a beer out of the fridge.
The son says "No thanks, if 8 shots of Scotch don't get the taste out nothing will."
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