...so he runs upstairs and finds his wife naked in bed. She shouts, "Help, help, I'm having a heart attack!" So the man bolts downstairs and as he reaches the bottom, his son comes up to him. "I saw Uncle Derrick go into Mummy's bedroom with Mum and she started making large groaning noises." So he storms off back upstairs, marches into the wifes bedroom and walks over to the cupboard. he opens it and sees Uncle Derrick huddled in a corner with no clothes on. "Derrick, you've got some explaining to do," the man says to him, "My wife's having a heart attack and all you can do is hide in my closet naked?"
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