...and walks upstairs to find his wife flushed, naked and panting on his bed. Bewildered he asks "What's going on?!"
"I think... I'm having... a heartattack!" she replies. In a panic the man runs downstairs to call an ambulance.
When he put down the phone is son is right next to him. "Dad, I think I saw uncle Gary naked in the closet."
So he marches upstairs into his bedroom and opens his wardrobe. Sure enough his brother Gary is in there.
He lets out a disappointed sigh.
"You're a right piece of work you are...
The wife's having a heart attack and you're running round naked scaring the kids!"
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