A man comes home from the bar with a black eye.

Seeing her husband's injury, his wife asks, "what happened to you?"

"I was hit by a woman at the bar." Seeing his wife's face start to turn angry, he quickly adds, "I was just being polite. I was sitting there, quietly enjoying my drink, when I noticed the young lady sitting next to me had her dress stuck between her butt cheeks. Being a polite gentleman, I reached over and tugged it out. That's when she turned and whacked me, right in the eye."

Angry but somewhat understanding of her husband in his intoxicated state, the wife lets it slide and the two go to bed.

A week later, the husband returns home from the bar, sporting a second black eye.

"What happened this time?"

"Well, the young lady from last week was there again this evening," he starts to explain.

The wife interrupts, "was her dress wedged between her butt cheeks again?"

Incredulous, the husband perks up, "no, but after last week, I figured she liked it that way, so I reached down and shoved it back in."